| Monday, September 4th, 2006 |
| 2:15 pm |
Hey. i had a dream the other day where Ronan keating led a group of vampires into my home. i was scared. vampires in my home! so i distracted him with Thorntons Chocolates. He says "i'm a vampire, i dont need to eat". so i say " you may not need one of these chocolates but believe me, your gonna want one". i cant remember what happened after that. |
| Friday, August 25th, 2006 |
| 5:21 am |
argh i have work in 1 hour and 30 minutes, and i haven't been able to get a lick of sleep. i'm gonna be frazzled. fucking frazzled |
| Thursday, July 6th, 2006 |
| 7:03 pm |
These fucking bugs have been biting me like im a buffet dinner. Ok so i thought i had the perfect solution. Rhian bought me Grow your own Flesh eating bugs for my birthday. This is perfect i thought, as long as i dont put my cock in it. But upon reading the instructions, it turns out that they take years to grow. Years! I havent got years. there biting me now. i suppose i will be prepared for next year. in other news i got a Blue Brothers tshirt today. and a graphic novel collecting some of Joss Whedons issues of Astonishing X-Men. |
| Monday, June 5th, 2006 |
| 4:18 pm |
Elton John rocks. thats all there is to it |
| Saturday, February 18th, 2006 |
| 12:09 pm |
Fudgemallow Film Fun Friday!!
yesterday was the first (of many?) Fudgemallow Film Fun Friday. The theme was IMDB Top 250. i bought Memento, Chapdude bought Miller's Crossing, Adam bought Die Hard. they was pizza, mini chedders, iron brew on tap. i had fun. perhaps everyone had fun. hmmm Current Mood:  chipper |
| Tuesday, February 14th, 2006 |
| 3:56 pm |
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My pee is gradually getting darker. it used to be a pale yellow colour but now its like orange, sometimes even pale red. whats happening to me? am i dying? have those Brazilian hookers left me with more than just debt? Current Mood:  worried |
| Wednesday, February 8th, 2006 |
| 1:08 pm |
Hey Kanye West is gonna do the theme song for Mission:Impossible 3. that will be cool huh |
| Sunday, January 29th, 2006 |
| 8:40 pm |
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me, Dont cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me, Dont cha. Dont cha baby, Dont cha |
| Wednesday, January 25th, 2006 |
| 11:44 am |
Get this quote wiseguy. "It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead." |
| Monday, January 23rd, 2006 |
| 8:54 pm |
welcome to movie quote street, population you
Heres another movie quote for you good people. who will get it? will it be another victory for caulfield? or will a surprise contender win? maybe anonymous? anyway here it is "You think that's bad? I owe 100 grand to a fat-ass loan shark which I spent on a stripper named Molly Mounds." good luck babes. Current Mood:  Quizmeister |
| Thursday, January 19th, 2006 |
| 9:08 pm |
Hey heres a game. Who can get the film this quote is from. Whoever gets right will get a tasty prize, No cheating though. i will know. "You don't know any stories? Okay, I'll tell you a story. This is a newspaper. It's 90 per cent bullshit, but it's entertaining. That's why I read it, because it entertains me. You won't let me read it, so you entertain me with your bullshit. Tell me a story, right now." Current Mood: Quizmeister |
| Sunday, January 15th, 2006 |
| 2:09 pm |
Last night huh. The day Martin Bowman became a man. His 18th birthday.A time for rejoicing, celebrating and....porn in the dishwasher?? Spot the odd one out. yeh thats right. we're bad people. the kitchen was a coffee-strewn mess. cupboard doors lay unhinged. pornograhpy adorned the walls like a strange tapestry. the garden didnt fare much better. large holes filled the once green and prosperous area. Garden furniture lay shattered. Beds were broken. wardrobes collapsed. broken bottles. white paint was thrown everywhere. it was a shambles. a mess. and everyone that was there is guilty. Except me. I only threw one lightbulb i swear. martin if your reading this i cant wait for your 19th. Current Music: nah |
| Thursday, January 5th, 2006 |
| 9:17 pm |
i was just remembering this time that i had diarhoaa, and i was sitting watching Indiania Jones and the Temple of Doom on my bed, and i did a wet fart and shit came out. loads of shit. all in my trousers. OH MY GOD! did i just type that on live jounal?!? On the world wide web?!? OH MY? OH NO!!! LET ME DIE!! fucking stupid |
| Wednesday, December 7th, 2005 |
| 1:18 pm |
whassup...??!!!
I just got a haircut. Hello. yesterday i saw The Exorcism of Emily Rose. i liked it immensly. plus it didnt cost me anything. cheers Herron. your a star. so i guess you would call The Exorcism of Emily Rose my movie of the day, huh chapman. high 5? |
| Friday, December 2nd, 2005 |
| 8:47 pm |
Well i've hit social rock bottom. yep im spending my saturday seeing the latest film with my mother. my mother! |
| Thursday, December 1st, 2005 |
| 5:33 pm |
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| Wednesday, November 30th, 2005 |
| 11:14 pm |
Today i went ice skating. it was a good time for all. laughs and frolics. i had a nasty fall though. my leg hurts a bit. i'll sleep it off. I have nothing else of note to say. I think theres some shit going on lately amongst people. i'm completly in the dark however Current Mood: leg hurts a littleCurrent Music: Bob Dylan |
| Saturday, November 26th, 2005 |
| 8:35 pm |
I just had a kebab. the guy who sold it to me claimed he had met Kanye West. I dont wanna call him a liar but.... two more major deaths this week. Man utd legend George Best and Mr Miyagi. Wax on, wax off my friend. peace. |
| 12:17 am |
I think i'm addicted to Viva La Bam. |
| Thursday, November 17th, 2005 |
| 5:55 pm |
The last few days i have been waking up with a strange feeling that i couldnt quite put my finger on. Now i know what it is. There is a Eddie Guerrero shaped hole in my life. The mulleted one has passed on. He strutted into our lives although those years ago and left it inconspicously this week. Who knew that he had hit his last Frog splash, entertained his last crowd. The official verdict on his death states: "It was heart failure. It was from his past – the drinking and the drug abuse. They found signs of heart disease. She (the examiner) said that the blood vessels were very worn and narrow, and that just showed all the abuse from the scheduling of work and his past. And Eddie just worked out like crazy all the time. It made his heart grow bigger and work harder and the vessels were getting smaller, and that’s what caused the heart failure. He went into a deep sleep." Thats what the doctors say but i think its something else.I think his heart failed because he loved too much. there just wasnt enough room for all the people he loved. This drinks to you Eddie. Never let that Latino Heat extinguish. Feel free to share your Eddie memories here |
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